Boy: Let's play a game. Any game you want, just not hide and seek. Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.
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I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
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